By Aubrey Malone
He dribbles much and the competition don't love it – you will find all of it over their faces.' Ron Atkinson
When you've comprehensive explaining the offside rule, shouting on the ref and perfecting your ball talents, deal with your self to a hearty half-time snicker with this goal-scoring number of footy wisecracks.
No subject in the event that your crew win, lose or draw, 'Football Wit' will retain you smiling via the entire personal pursuits and pink playing cards that come your way.
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Auriventer (1); Zosterops japonicus (Japanese White-eye) ad. (2); Zosterops everetti (Everett’s White-eye) ad. wetmorei (3). Gerygone sulphurea (Goldenbellied Gerygone) juv. (4); ad. (5). Abroscopus superciliaris (Yellow-bellied Warbler) ad. (6). Seicercus montis (Yellow-breasted Warbler) juv. (7); ad. (8). Seicercus castaniceps (Chestnut-crowned Warbler) ad. youngi (9); ad. butleri (10); juv. (11). Seicercus soror (Plain-tailed Warbler) ad. (12). 1 2 3 5 7 4 6 8 Plate 21 (John Gale): Minla cyanouroptera (Blue-winged Minla) ad.
Male (4); fw. (5). Myophonus robinsoni (Malayan Whistling Thrush) ad. (6). Myophonus caeruleus (Blue Whistling Thrush) ad. dicrorhynchus (7); ad. crassirostris (8). 3 2 1 6 4 7 10 9 5 8 Plate 33 (Dana Gardner): Zoothera sibirica (Siberian Thrush) ad. male davisoni (1); ad. female nominate sibirica (2). Zoothera dauma (Scaly Thrush) ad. (3). Turdus obscurus (Eyebrowed Thrush) ad. female (4); ad. male (5). Zoothera interpres (Chestnut-capped Thrush) ad. female (6); ad. male (7). Zoothera citrina (Orange-headed Thrush) ad.
Phylloscopus tenellipes (Pale-legged Leaf Warbler) ad. (10). Phylloscopus schwarzi (Radde’s Warbler) ad. (11). Phylloscopus fuscatus (Dusky Warbler) ad. (12). 1 3 2 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 Plate 20 (John Gale): Zosterops palpebrosus (Oriental White-eye) ad. auriventer (1); Zosterops japonicus (Japanese White-eye) ad. (2); Zosterops everetti (Everett’s White-eye) ad. wetmorei (3). Gerygone sulphurea (Goldenbellied Gerygone) juv. (4); ad. (5). Abroscopus superciliaris (Yellow-bellied Warbler) ad. (6).