By R. L. Stine
Buffalo wings of steel!
Just how silly is silly poultry? Bernie Bridges thinks the superfowl sketch personality is a dumb cluck! And an identical is going for his chirpy sidekick, Little Cluck-Cluck.
But why no longer make a dollar from a cluck? Bernie attempts to promote silly poultry T-shirts to his pals.
One problem—half the varsity hates silly poultry. Their hero is Drastic Duck, the Caped Quacker.
Now Bernie unearths himself stuck in the midst of the conflict among the Clucks and the Quacks!
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And his homework is never more than two weeks late. 4O He’s a genius! ” I asked. ” “No prob,” I said. I held up another egg. “Here’s one. Hatch Your Own Little Cluck-Cluck. ” Beast roared. He jumped up from his spot on the floor and tromped over to me. ” He grabbed the egg from my hand. ” He shook it hard, like a salt shaker. Then he crushed the shell in his fist. I watched the thick, yellow yolk run down his hand. ” Beast tossed back his head and HAWed. “I killed Stupid Chicken! ” He HAWed for another minute or two.
Dudes! ” I shouted. ” I reached into the crate and pulled out an egg. I had 144 eggs, and I hoped I could sell them all. “Get your money ready,” I said. I held the egg up so they could look at it. “These are special. ” That got their attention. They stared at the egg as if they were hypnotized. ” I said. ” Nosebleed leaned forward on the couch and squinted at it. “There’s a Stupid Chicken in there? ” “Five dollars,” I said. ” “Bernie, give us a break,” Feenman said. “It’s just an egg. ” I gasped.
I lowered myself into it. My knees hit my lips! “Sir, I didn’t make those dog barking sounds during the Morning Announcements yesterday,” I said. “I know it sounded like me. ” Upchuck rubbed his bald head till it was as shiny as a bowling ball. “Bernie, you’re not in trouble,” he said. 29 “Of course not, sir,” I said. ” “In fact, I have a very big job for you,” he said. Uh-oh. Now I KNEW I was in major trouble! ” I said. “Well, if you’d like me to take over the Headmaster job for a day or two, I’m sure I could do it.